Jennifer Aniston in Allure

Oh, Jennifer Aniston. Guys love her (MM for one, would surely put her on his freebie list.) Girls want to be friends with her (except when she whines about Brad Pitt. Nobody wants a whiny friend.) I, for one, think she looks fantastic for 41, and she always has a way of looking fresh and pretty, even if she's never the most fashion forward.

Other people clearly think she's gorgeous as well. She came in second for Most Desired Body, as well as Most Desired Hair. So when I saw that J. An had an upcoming photoshoot in Allure, I expected her signature look: shiny straight locks, and something breezy and white or fitted and black.

Whoa, Nelly was I wrong. Or at least, partially wrong. It's breezy.

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Well, she sure showed off her body. But what is with the rest of it?! Dark smoky eyes, trendy choppy bangs?? Oh, sweetie, no. It doesn't even look like her. This is way worse than The Rachel. Worst of all, they photoshopped her (and her chin) beyond recognition. Looking at her closeup, she looks like a Barbie doll. Playmate edition.

Anybody else disappointed in the photoshoot? Or do you love Aniston's new look?

The perfect body

Every year two Beverly Hills plastic surgeons compile a report of the year's most popular celebrity body parts. This year, the most requested female body in the Hills was Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen, with Jennifer Aniston coming in second (I'm sure she's used to that by now). Below are the results for the other categories of "Most Desired Body Part", for the females.

BODY

Gisele Bundchen

Jennifer Aniston

Penelope Cruz

NOSE                 

Natalie Portman

Emma Stone

Nicole Kidman        

HAIR          

Taylor Swift

Jennifer Aniston

Kim Kardashian         

 

EYES                                  

Anne Hathaway

Mila Kunis

Megan Fox

LIPS 

Scarlett Johansson

Angelina Jolie

Christina Aguilera

CHIN

Halle Berry

Keria Knightly

Jennifer Lopez

CHEEKS 

January Jones

Jennifer Garner

Beyonce Knowles

SKIN

Amy Adams

Katy Perry
Gwenyth Paltrow

Strange. I always thought Halle Berry was a very beautiful actress, but I had never looked at her and thought, "Man, what I would do for that chin." Although to be fair, I have never considered plastic surgery before. 

After reading this list, I thought, well if those are the most desired body parts, what would it look like if they were all on one person? Scary photoshopping ensued.

Uhhhh *shudder* Actually, if you squint, it kind of looks like Hillary Swank. Above is a mashup of Anne Hathaway, Natalie Portman, January Jones, Halle Berry, Scarlett Johansson and Taylor Swift. I had no idea how to incorporate Amy Adams, and, well Gisele you can just imagine.  It actually looked less disproportionate before I had photoshopped Taylor Swift into it...

Anyhow, I clearly spent way too much time on this. But just goes to show how a person is definitely greater than the sum of its parts. All the above mentioned ladies are far prettier individually than mashed up into one..crazy..Frankenactress.

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Celebrity dopplegangers

In honor of the recent news that Denard Robinson, University of Michigan's starting quarterback, is staying on for another season, I have decided to share a maybe-embarrassing story with you.

MM, who is thrilled (or at least, not displeased) that Robinson is staying, and I were having a conversation about the Michigan QB a while ago, and I mentioned that I thought he looked like Lil Wayne.

"That is a huge insult to Denard!" MM had protested.

Now whether or not that is true, or whether or not you think I am incredibly racist (what? It's not like I said he looked like Will Smith or anything...), let's look at the facts AKA pictures.

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Am I right? Yes?? MM says he doesn't see it, but I think he is just protecting his dear QB from looking like an ugly rapper (no offense Lil Wayne).

Any dopplegangers you see but others don't? Or even better, do YOU have a celebrity doppleganger?