Monday, June 27, 2011

Ohmygod We're Back Again

(Anybody else think of a particular boy band in Halloween costumes??)

Apologies, world, I once again disappeared off thee interwebz for an obscene period of time.  BUT, I have two (arguably) good reasons:

1. I graduated!! Woohoo, now I'm officially a Doc!


2. This one deserves a whole other post, but let's just say it starts with a "Will you..." and ends with a "YES!"

Oh, and it also involves one of these!

Credit for this awesome photo goes to MM's sister!

Stay tuned!

P.S. (You're welcome.)

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Exercising sucks too.

Long gone are the days when I actually enjoyed going to the gym. In high school, I'd go for an hour to two hours at a time and be delightfully happy.

Now I'm lucky if I can motivate my lazy ass to get off the couch and onto the treadmill for 35 minutes. And it's not a very enthralling 35 minutes either. It starts out painfully, thinking "OMGI'mGoingToDie" for the first 5 minutes before I hit my stride. Then towards the end of 3.1 miles, I start thinking "OMGWhenIsThisGoingToEnd".

(Why 3.1 miles? I tell myself I have to run a 5k before I'm allowed to stop. I don't know why, but I listen better to myself when I make up rules like that.)

Weight training is not any better. I can't make myself do multiple reps, multiple sets of stupid free weights or machines. *YAWN* BOOOOORING.

I would post my exercise log on this blog to give myself some public accountability, but I'm probably too lazy to even do that. *SIGH* Sloth is definitely my deadliest sin of choice.

I will admit though, I do feel very productive after my workout. It's a pretty great feeling of accomplishment after I've run a few miles, and worked on my abs ("Beach muscles" MM calls them, because they're useless and he doesn't care about them). Too bad I can't fast forward through the 45 minutes it takes to get there.

Any tips for motivation out there?

Monday, May 2, 2011

My future bed

We received an Ethan Allen catalog in the mail recently (what's up with people thinking we have money to spend??), and I think I found my future bed.

I always thought I wanted a canopy bed.

From Pottery Barn
Something whimsical about the four post bed. Maybe I secretly want to be a princess.

BUT in the Ethan Allen catalog, I saw the most beauuuuuutiful sleigh bed:

From Ethan Allen
 LOVES. I may give up my four post dreams for this bed...

Sunday, May 1, 2011

A shoe story

A few weeks ago, I got it in my head that I needed nude wedges. Armed with a vague idea of what I wanted, I wandered the shoe aisle of TJ Maxx (LOVE the deals). After trying on several shoes that were cute but not what I was looking for, I thought I found a pair that worked.


They were only $24.99, and they seemed comfortable enough in the store. There was still this nagging feeling inside my head, though, that they weren't. quite. right. I didn't even know what I was looking for really--so again, with a vague idea in my head, I started browsing the internet. After visiting my usual haunts --Aldo, Nine West, Endless, Zappos-- I came up empty. On a whim, I clicked on Piperlime. Then, I found THE PAIR.


May I introduce the Dolce Vita Sancia in natural. It was perfect. The exact nude color I was envisioning, a wedge, and oh-so-high. And it was on sale! ....for $129. *screeeeeeech*

That is my entire month's budget for groceries. BAM. Perspective. Distraught (oh yes, first world problems), I tried to love the shoes I had already bought. They are high, reasonably comfortable with the soft suede straps......but I still couldn't help thinking about the Sancia. It was my DREAM shoe. The TJ shoe was not enough wedge, too 'bone' colored. Frustrated, I tried looking for less expensive alternatives. Instead, I just found lookalikes that were even more expensive (True Religion's Sue, DVF's Opal).

Until today. Browsing through Forever 21 (don't make fun of me; I try to avoid the teenybopper stuff), I saw a very promising perspective. The color was perfect, and it was a sky high wedge. It didn't have a price tag, but when I came up to the counter--$24.50!! Score!!!! Back to the store for you, TJ shoes!!!


The picture is not great, but the color is exactly what I was looking for, AND it was a wedge. It doesn't have the awesome bandage detail of the Sancia, but at a fraction of the cost, I can't complain. LOVES.

I think I really just wanted to replace my all time favorite summer shoes:


These splash wedges were bought for me by my mom back when I was in high school. Yes, they are a decade old, but they were so comfortable I could run in them, and still high and cute. Despite being battered and gross (as evidenced by the picture), I've been reluctant to throw them out of the back of the closet. Probably out of nostalgia. But now, with the new shoes, out with the old!!!

Moral of the story: yay shoes.

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Dieting sucks.

I haven't talked a lot about dieting, because I don't like to do it. I hate dieting--I hate the idea of altering your nutritional intake so drastically just to lose ten pounds and have them all come back when you start eating normally again. It's dumb.

However, in my attempt to be healthier, and let's be honest here, look smoking hot when I am laying out in my bathing suit in Vegas (more on that later), I have decided to start watching what I eat. *GASP* Shocking, I know. No formal diet, though, no crazy (and expensive) juice cleanses (although Gilt is having a sale right now), just more awareness of what goes in my belly.

The Goal: Low end of normal for my height by Vegas-time (4 weeks).
The Progress: 3 lbs left according to my bathroom scale (which MM says is off by 10 lbs--THANKS FOR NOTHING, HONEY. So maybe 13 lbs.)

This is what I have learned so far from this harrowing experience.

1. Holy shit serving sizes are small. As part of my "awareness", I have started loosely keeping track of calories. One of my biggest weaknesses is portion sizes, and one the easiest ways for me to control this is to limit myself to one serving (unless it's some ridiculous increment) per sitting. This has made me realize how small some serving sizes are--yeah, cereal is only 120 calories...for HALF A CUP. Do you know how small half a cup is?? I guarantee you, I used to eat like three servings of cereal for breakfast.

2. You don't have to eat what your boyfriend eats. When cooking for two, it's so easy to prepare a meal, then just split it down the middle for the both of us. One steak for me, one steak for him. Then I realized, do I really need a 16 oz steak? Two huge spoonfuls of mashed potatoes? No, probably not. He has more height to distribute all that food, and I need to realize our plates SHOULD be uneven. And it's okay to have leftovers. That's why they invented tupperware. This leads to...

3. You don't have to eat WHEN your boyfriend eats. MM likes to have his "wind down" beer at the end of the night. Sometimes this is accompanied by "wind down" snacks as well. I can never resist eating when he's eating. Even when I'm not hungry!! This needs to stop. Especially when he comes home with late night tacos from Big Star. Mmmmm....but honestly, who's hungry when they're awoken after an hour of sleep? Not me. Did I still eat two tacos? Yes. *for shame*

4. If it's not in the house, you won't eat it.
Up until maybe a month ago, I wasn't buying chips or crackers when I went grocery shopping. Did I miss it? Maybe a little when I was having a sandwich, but honestly, we did fine without having those things in the house. Then I caved, bought a bag of chips, and it was downhill from there. Last grocery trip, I tried to be better, and came home with a bag of pretzels. Still not great, but at least they don't have the grease of a bag of Lays. My only exception to this is probably chocolate. I tried to keep it out of the house, but then my craving went crazy and I ended up buying 3 bags of chocolate chips and immediately making a batch of chocolate chip cookies. Note to self: keep small amounts of chocolate in house at all times.

So that's it for now. With my loose calorie counting, I figured out I was consuming about 1800 calories on an average day. To lose a pound a week, you need to cut 500 calories a day, so I've been trying (again, only loosely counting) to keep it around 1200 per day. Combined with the running, hopefully I will be able to reach my goal!

Anybody have any helpful weight loss strategies to share?

Friday, April 29, 2011

Is every Human Resources employee out to make our lives miserable?

I think so.

What's wrong? You look upset.

I have always said that I have an "angry neutral face". So when I'm not actively smiling, or frowning, or making any sort of conscious expression, my "neutral" face, tends to be angry. I can't help it! I'm not necessarily having a bad day, or angry with anyone, I just have an "angry neutral face".

This has resulted in friends coming up to me asking, "Are you okay? You look angry." O_o??! What??? Then I have to smile, reassure them that no, I am not off to shoot out an office building or beat someone up.

Well, now I realized this is a condition that affects many women, and it has a name. It's called Chronic Bitchface.

From BuzzFeed
Now, we look for the cure.